KimchiBot
I’m torturing AI into building me a path to financial independence — one trading bot at a time. Real money. Real losses. Real data.
17 Days of Live Trading: +394U, a -527U Hole, and the Comeback
My bot went -527U in the first week. I didn’t turn it off. Here’s what happened next — with real numbers from Binance.
April 2026 Live Trading Report
Real Binance numbers from April 2026. 5,299 trades, +394U net profit, -527U max drawdown. Full breakdown by day, coin, and cost.
I Killed 4 Trading Bots So You Don't Have To
I built 6 trading bots. 4 of them are dead. Grid bot, RSI scalper, momentum bot, lead-lag bot — each died for a different reason. Here’s what killed them.
The Exchange Didn't Close My Position. It Got Worse From There
My bot tried to close a SHORT position. Binance rejected the order. The bot thought it succeeded. The position bled -121U before I woke up.
Some Coins Will Always Kill Your Bot. Here's How I Ban Them
Some coins hit your stop loss on every single FVG trade. I built a filter that bans them automatically. The results were dramatic.
Why My Bot Loses 67% of Trades and Still Makes Money
Two out of three trades are losses. My equity curve still goes up. Here’s why win rate is the most overrated metric in trading.
One Year of Out-of-Sample Testing: Did the FVG Bot Survive?
I tested my Fair Value Gap bot on 4 quarters of data it had never seen. 3 out of 4 were profitable. Here are the exact numbers.
When Market Close Fails: Exchange API Nightmares at 3 AM
My bot tried to close a position. The exchange said no. Three times. Here’s what happens when market close fails and how to survive it.
The Coin Scanner: How My Bot Picks 8 Coins Every 3 Hours
My bot doesn’t trade fixed coins. Every 3 hours it scans all Binance Futures pairs, filters by volatility, backtests each one, and picks the top 8. Here’s the full algorithm.
My Backtest Lied to Me. Here's How I Caught It
If your live bot doesn’t match your backtest, your backtest is fiction. Here’s the comparison tool I built and the bugs it caught.