Why Grid Bots Are a Beautiful Lie

Grid bots look perfect on paper. Buy low, sell high, automatically. Here’s why I killed mine after a week.

April 6, 2026 · 3 min · KimchiBot

Building a Trend Following Bot That Actually Works

After killing 4 bots, I built one that survived backtesting, dry runs, and live trading. Here’s the full breakdown.

April 3, 2026 · 4 min · KimchiBot

How I Pick Coins for My Bot to Trade (Automatically)

My bot doesn’t trade the same coins forever. Every 3 hours, it picks the best ones automatically. Here’s the algorithm.

April 1, 2026 · 3 min · KimchiBot

Fair Value Gaps: The Strategy That Changed Everything

After trend-following, I built a completely different bot based on Fair Value Gaps. It passed a full year of out-of-sample testing.

March 30, 2026 · 3 min · KimchiBot

Why I Run Two Bots, Not One

One bot follows trends. The other trades mean reversion. Together, they cover each other’s weaknesses.

March 25, 2026 · 3 min · KimchiBot

Surge Detection: Catching Explosive Moves Without Giving It All Back

When a trade moves +4% in the first 5 minutes, you need special handling. Here’s my surge detection system.

March 23, 2026 · 4 min · KimchiBot